first of all, no

second of all, no.

person:OMG YOU DIDN'T STUDY FOR THE TEST???!?!?!
me:nope
person:BUT HOW ARE YOU GONNA PASS???
me:i'm not

koalatea:

10 year old me was so pissed that Gabriella would sacrifice true love for a dumb school but 2014 me now accepts that Gabriella was smart like home girl knew she could find dick everywhere YALL SHE GOT INTO FUCKIN STANFORD. FUCKIN. STANFORD. FUK TROY BOLTON’S WHITE ASS 

my tumblr relationships

me:omfg ily i swear we're like long lost twins or something your blog is my life
me:also what is your name
me:i don't even care. i'm not going to talk about this anymore.
...
me:and you know what else? [2000 word rant]

officialbeaubokan:

if you’re a girl & you say you’ve never been physically attracted to a girl you’re lying girls are fucking hot